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Top 5 CID jokes/shayaris

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

The recent Rajni jokes (funny or annoying) have sort of stolen the thunder from the CID jokes. So why not let ACP Pradyuman and his team know that we still appreciate the unintentional humour they provide us week after week without fail. Here are the top 5 CID jokes cum shayaris

Agar tyre ghumega, toh gaadi bhi zarur hilegi,
Agar tyre ghumega, toh gaadi bhi zarur hilegi,
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai, saza toh tumhe zarur milegi.

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
(wah wah) irshad
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
Daya, kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se haq tha,
ACP bola ‘Mujhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha…’

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro,
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro,
ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chaan maro…”

Fredricks ke sar pe 50,000 ka loan hai...
Fredricks ke sar pe 50,000 ka loan hai...
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai?
 

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