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Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"                                 

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”

“And did he?”

“Yes, I had to sell my car to pay the bill.”


Did you hear about the guy you lost his whole left side?

He’s all right now!

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

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