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SRK Goes To Mars

Saturday, December 22, 2018
By Deepa Gahlot

Zero
Director:
Aanand L. Rai
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Anushka Sharma, Katrina Kaif and others
Rating: * *

It's a good thing when a star wants to come out of his comfort zone and do something very different. But then, he has to have the courage to truly break the mould. In Aanand L. Rai's 'Zero', Shah Rukh Khan plays a dwarf, but does everything a full-sized SRK would do – the dimpling, romancing, grimacing; he dances (“DJ... play any Kapoor song”), woos, struts and, even sends stars falling from the skies with a swipe of his finger.

Bauua Singh makes up for his four feet-six inches height and his family's contempt (though they seem to give him enough money to blow up on frippery) with extra swagger. The thirty-eight-year old Meerut man, with the mandatory sidekick Guddu (Mohd. Zeeshan Ayyub) is besotted by film star Babita Kumari (Katrina Kaif) and has his friend refer to her as “bhabhi”.

A photo at the office of a matchmaker leads him to Aafia (Anushka Sharma), a scientist, who is wheelchair-bound because of cerebral palsy. Since she is a bit affronted by this little man vying for her attention when she is clearly “out of his league,” Bauua makes it a point to persistently woo and win her. This self-confessed middle-class man spends six lakh on an extravagant Holi bash just to take her to bed? Because after this is done, he changes his number and vanishes. He explains that he is a “koel” that can only lay eggs in other birds' nests (then why has he registered with a matrimonial service?). Aafia pursues him, however, and on the wedding day, Bauua runs away, because he has a chance to properly meet Babita, who, at an earlier drunken encounter had kissed him.

He has managed to reach the finals of a dance competition (where and when did the elimination rounds happen?) that makes him eligible to have a date with her. The actress, nursing a broken heart, picks up Bauua as a confidant, the reason being totally unconvincing.

But Bauua realises it is Aafia he really loves and with remarkable ease makes his way to the US and right into NASA, where she is working on a “billion dollar” space programme, to send a manned mission to Mars. The film, not too engaging to begin with, and kept aloft somehow by Khan's charm, derails completely. Without getting into spoiler territory, all one can say is that the US ought not to hand over its space-conquering plans to unstable Indians.

The VFX that turns Khan into a vertically challenged person reduces him to the size of a child, so instead of looking short, he looks small, which is not the same thing; but still the sequences are not badly done. It's the pointlessness of the plot and the tepidness of the love story that is so exasperating, because the actors have done their best. Anushka Sharma is a dependably good actress, but even Katrina Kaif has excelled as the emotionally needy Babita.

Zero uses SRK's clout to line up half the industry in walk-on parts; a lot of expense has gone into the making, but the script probably trying to whip up a profound love story between two ill-matched but damaged people, makes for a disappointing ineffectual film. SRK can, by now, can easily make the audience laugh and cry and believe in love; so when he does put in so much effort and fails, it is doubly heart-breaking.

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