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Mine's bigger than yours!

Friday, January 05, 2018

BOYS will be boys—only this game of one-upmanship is too dangerous for words. US President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un are squabbling on social media about whose “nuclear button” is bigger. Some commentators have likened it to “locker room talk”.

It all started when dictator Kim posted a tweet warning Trump that the “button for nuclear weapons is on my desk”.

This menacing threat was met with typical bravado by the US President who tweeted right back: “I too have a nuclear button but it is much bigger and more powerful – and my button works”.

Many political observers have called this exchange puerile, juvenile and downright dangerous. However, the White House press corp revealed that there is no nuclear button on President Trump’s desk. There is simply a button that he buzzes for his favourite drink: a Diet Coke. It is said that Trumps downs at least a dozen Diet Cokes each day.

Your Diarists wonders: does so much Diet Coke a day make Trump fizzy or fuzzy? Maybe we should ask Kim Jong Un!

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